stupid things

Dragonball Z
Alienware
"Racist" Dutch (and Norse) Sony (ceramic white)(!)(:)) PSP ads
Onna otaku
Yaoi, and all variations
Manga
Razors
People who look over your shoulder as you type (that means YOU)
The acting in R-rated (but not always) and adult (always) films
People who can't pronounce "configuration"
Those who dream of Alienware
Bad grammar
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
The Simple Life (an apt name for the minds of its co-"stars")
Star Jones
The View
Jasc Paint Shop Pro (as it mars the Google search results for PSP)
Dell
Michael Dell
Connie Chung
Singers who can't sing (like the above)
Uppity concierges
Invite-only double-talk-heavy "beta/alpha/gamma" blogging sites (like Vox)
Uppity teachers
Censorware
"President" Bush
The village missing its aforementioned idiot
Eyeglass store clerks who share their TMI, like how their daughter has anger problems (she got in a physical dispute at school) and that's why she can't go deer hunting with him, her father, but she can still eat the venison that is the fruit of violence's womb
Dick Cheney
Microsoft
Microsoft Office and Vista's elusive "Aero" interface (I smell a lawsuit between Aero Air Beds and Microsoft)
Calling Bill Gates, Melinda Gates, and Warren Buffett "BMW"
GameStop
InTeRcApS (but not always)
Living your entire life "bathed" in the "warm glow" of a computer screen
Administrator privilege blocking
Memory limits
Identity theft
Once more, people who look over your shoulder as you type (named Mackenzie)
Privacy limits
Snooping
IP adresses
IIS
Web protocols
Over-technical descriptions of reality
The meaning of life
Philosophy
Viruses
Worms
Trojans
Loud noises
ActiveX
DirectX
SharePoint
FrontPage
Anime
Pokemon
Yugioh (I refuse to write the iNtErCaPs)
Cartoon Network
16-year-olds
Age
Anger
Stupidity
Lack of privacy at "public" terminals
Time limits
Summer day camp
Screaming
Superiority
Animation
Money
Prices
Cost
Anger
Disability
Street urchins
The Mafia, both Italian and velvet