Friday, November 24, 2006

Speed Talking

In this version, I recite the books of the Bible (Old and New Testaments) the Book of Mormon, the 50 US States, the alphabet backwards, the United States Presidents and the Academy Award Best Picture winners.

Hopefully, no one is offended because I choose to include religious-oriented items in my list.

For those interested (and because it's awesome for getting hits), here's a transcript of the list:

Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Joshua, Judges, Ruth, Samuel, Samuel, Kings, Kings, Chronicles, Chronicles, Ezra, Nehemiah, Esther, Job, Psalms, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Song of Solomon, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Jonah, Micah, Nahum, Habbakuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, Malachi, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts, Romans, First, Second Corinthians, Galatians, Ephesians, Phillipians, Colossians, First, Second Thessalonians, Timothy, Timothy, Titus, Philemon, Hebrews, James, Peter, Peter, John, John, John, Jude, Revelation, First, Second Nephi, Jacob, Enos, Jarom, Omni, Words of Mormon, Mosiah, Alma, Helaman, Third, Fourth Nephi, Mormon, Ether, Moroni, Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming, Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N, M, L, K, J, I, H, G, F, E, D, C, B, A, George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, John Quincy Adams, Andrew Jackson, Martin Van Buren, William Henry Harrison, John Tyler, James K. Polk, Zachary Taylor, Millard Fillmore, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan, Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Johnson, Ulysses S. Grant, Rutherford B. Hayes, James A. Garfield, Chester A. Arthur, Grover Cleveland, Benjamin Harrison, Grover Cleveland, William McKinley, Teddy Roosevelt, William Howard Taft, Woodrow Wilson, Warren G. Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert C. Hoover, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Harry S Truman, Dwight D. Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard M. Nixon, Gerald R. Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, George Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, "Wings," "The Broadway Melody," "All Quiet on the Western Front," "Cimarron," "Grand Hotel," "Cavalcade," "It Happened One Night," "Mutiny on the Bounty," "The Great Ziegfeld," "The Life of Emile Zola," "You Can't Take it With You," "Gone With the Wind," "Rebecca," "How Green Was My Valley," "Mrs. Miniver," "Casablanca," "Going My Way," "The Lost Weekend," "The Best Years of Our Lives," "Gentleman's Agreement," "Hamlet," "All the King's Men," "All About Eve," "An American in Paris," "The Greatest Show on Earth," "From Here to Eternity," "On the Waterfront," "Marty," "Around the World in Eighty Days," "The Bridge on the River Kwai," "Gigi," "Ben-Hur," "The Apartment," "West Side Story," "Lawrence of Arabia," "Tom Jones," "My Fair Lady," "The Sound of Music," "A Man for All Seasons," "In the Heat of the Night," "Oliver," "Midnight Cowboy," "Patton," "The French Connection," "The Godfather," "The Sting," "The Godfather Part II," "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest," "Rocky," "Annie Hall," "The Deer Hunter," "Kramer vs. Kramer," "Ordinary People," "Chariots of Fire," "Gandhi," "Terms of Endearment," "Amadeus," "Out of Africa," "Platoon," "The Last Emperor," "Rain Man," "Driving Miss Daisy," "Dances with Wolves," "The Silence of the Lambs," "Unforgiven," "Schindler's List," "Forrest Gump," "Braveheart," "The English Patient," "Titanic," "Shakespeare in Love," "American Beauty," "Gladiator," "A Beautiful Mind," "Chicago," "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King," "Million Dollar Baby," "Crash."

Thank you.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Podcast back from the dead!

I am loving EyeToy:Kinetic right now. My favorite game is ArcBurst. Or Energyflow. I revived "The Tech Find" with TalkShoe, so now I have listeners! The player will be added here.
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Monday, October 02, 2006

NyQuil is SOOOO bleaaaachueeeeeooouuu!!!!

Oh my GOD!!!! I have a cold!!! I have to take NYQUIL!!! From VICKS!!! It tastes like black licorice dipped in TEQUILA!!! It made me throw it up the first time I took IT!!! Ugh...I can still taste it. Note to self...Next time, get the cherry.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

The Beatrice Letters

Bought the book. Read the letters. Took out the letters. Looked at both sides of the poster. Puzzled over all of it. Was confused. Gave up. Was annoyed at quiz and A Seperate Peace essay test tomorrow. Got off compy. :(

Friday, August 25, 2006

The police thought I was a terrorist because I carried a PSP!

While sitting in my parked car in the streets of Washington D.C., I never would have thought that 10 minutes into a game of Tekken, I'd be standing outside of my car, handcuffed, and treated like a terrorist. Was this a breach of my rights, actual security measures?

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Thursday, August 24, 2006

New-esque PSP and screen woes

I am having to get a new PSP and a new (29.99!) warrantee. I have to get a screen protector, but they don't have it anywhere!

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

LocoRoco on SonyStyle with TooManyIntercaps :) and Shots:(

Today, with the help of a $10 off coupon on the SonyStyle website, I bought LocoRoco! Yay! :) It will be shipped on the release date, September 5th. Yay!! :) too bad I have to get shots today! :(

Thursday, July 13, 2006

stupid things

Dragonball Z
"Racist" Dutch (and Norse) Sony (ceramic white)(!)(:)) PSP ads
Onna otaku
Yaoi, and all variations
People who look over your shoulder as you type (that means YOU)
The acting in R-rated (but not always) and adult (always) films
People who can't pronounce "configuration"
Those who dream of Alienware
Bad grammar
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
The Simple Life (an apt name for the minds of its co-"stars")
Star Jones
The View
Jasc Paint Shop Pro (as it mars the Google search results for PSP)
Michael Dell
Connie Chung
Singers who can't sing (like the above)
Uppity concierges
Invite-only double-talk-heavy "beta/alpha/gamma" blogging sites (like Vox)
Uppity teachers
"President" Bush
The village missing its aforementioned idiot
Eyeglass store clerks who share their TMI, like how their daughter has anger problems (she got in a physical dispute at school) and that's why she can't go deer hunting with him, her father, but she can still eat the venison that is the fruit of violence's womb
Dick Cheney
Microsoft Office and Vista's elusive "Aero" interface (I smell a lawsuit between Aero Air Beds and Microsoft)
Calling Bill Gates, Melinda Gates, and Warren Buffett "BMW"
InTeRcApS (but not always)
Living your entire life "bathed" in the "warm glow" of a computer screen
Administrator privilege blocking
Memory limits
Identity theft
Once more, people who look over your shoulder as you type (named Mackenzie)
Privacy limits
IP adresses
Web protocols
Over-technical descriptions of reality
The meaning of life
Loud noises
Yugioh (I refuse to write the iNtErCaPs)
Cartoon Network
Lack of privacy at "public" terminals
Time limits
Summer day camp
Street urchins
The Mafia, both Italian and velvet

Thursday, June 08, 2006


My sister has no school, while I have stupid finals.... :(((((

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

My shiny new Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 2.5 License!

Look at the bottom of the page! Isn't it pretty?:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)

Sunday, April 02, 2006

I'll have to make this quick...

I'm in Wegmans Internet Café with my PSP and I have to "attend a meeting in the men's room". I wanted to say hi and upload a picture of my mom (above). Bye! I'm running late for my meeting!

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Hi, y'all

Hi, everybody!

Above is a picture from my friend Saul's computer! I'm just showing him my cool blog! I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO soory I haven't posted in a while...but it doesn't really matter. Almost nobody reads this. I'll post again when I get the chance! Bye!

Martin Greenberg, P.D.A., D.V.R, H.D.T.V.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

gg final test

Martin Greenberg



The Golden Goblet Final Test

1. It became extremely difficult and dangerous for Ranofer to follow Gebu because he was going inside a cave, and it was hard for Ranofer to walk/see, and Gebu heard Ranofer behind him.

2. How did Ranofer hide from Wenamon? Free

3. Ranofer didn't feel alone in the valley because he thought that he heard khefts.

4. Ranofer concluded that the small room was the tomb of Queen Tiy's parents.

5. Ranofer plunged into the crevice because he was scared by a vulture.

6. Why did Heqet ad the Ancient decide to leave the Valley before they found Ranofer? Free

7. When the Ancient and Heqet were reunited with Ranofer in the Valley, they helped him by guarding the large rock that Ranofer had pushed in front of the exit to the tomb to trap Gebu and Wenamon. Ranofer was worried that because Gebu was strong, he would be able to push the rock aside and would kill Heqet and the Ancient.

8. Ranofer worried that no one would listen to his story because he was just a child, and children are prone to make up stories with themselves as the hero.

9.The powerful person in the palace wwo first decided it would be worthwhile to listen to Ranofer's story was Qa'nefer.

10. The queen tested Ranofer's story be asking Ranofer what was leaning against the wall of her parents' tomb. Ranofer answered that it was her father's oaken staff, and he was correct.

11. The queen rewarded Ranofer by giving him new clothes and a donkey.

Thursday, February 16, 2006


I'm just being at school's kinda boring...i'll post again tonight.



I'm just being at school's kinda boring...i'll post again tonight.


Tuesday, February 14, 2006

ESBN barcode

Here's my ESBN barcode, if you're too lazy to click on the link:
ESBN: 8801006021379723458

Monday, February 13, 2006


I just got an ISBN for martin's world. If you look in the links section of the sidebar on the right, you will see a shiny new link to my ISBN for my blog. Hope it makes you happy!

Friday, February 10, 2006

Cell analogy

A prison is like a cell in the following ways:

The cell membrane is like the walls and doors of the prison that keeps the prisoners from escaping. In the same way that the cell membrane only lets things that should get in get in and the things that should get out get out, the walls and doors of the prison keep the prisoners in and not out, restrict access to the prison, and allow the guards to enter and exit as they wish. The lipids in the lipid bilayer are like the bricks in the wall.

The food vacuoles are like the prison cells in that they don’t allow what is inside to escape from within. When a prisoner is put in a cell, the prisoner cannot escape from the cell, just as the food inside a vacuole cannot escape from the vacuole.

The lysosomes are like an electric chair in that just like how the lysosomes' digestive acids destroy what is inside the food vacuole, the electric chair will destroy the prisoner.

The cytosol is like the air in the prison in that just like how the cytosol surrounds all of the organelles in the cell, the air in the prison surrounds everything in the prison. Also, just like how the organelles communicate with each other through the cytosol, people communicate with each other through the air.

The nucleus is like the prison's warden in that just like how the warden is in complete control of the prison, the nucleus is in complete control of the cell. Also, just like how the warden is the most important person in the prison, the nucleus is the most important organelle.


Sunday, February 05, 2006

I just got 100 bucks to spend @ barnes and noble! i bought the family guy move, a psp cleaning cloth, a psp game (megaman maverick hunter X) and the special illustrated edition of the davinci code! the movie and the davinci code havent come yet, but they are supposed to come tomorrow.
hi abs!

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

happy new year(belated) anbd surprise

I'm having my bar-mitzvah this Saturday, and I wish all of you a belated Happy New Year! WOOOOOOOH!